Quote of the Day (2008-01-15)

[Ralph and Norton are about to go to bed together when Ralph shows Norton a toothbrush]
Ralph Kramden: Norton?
Ed Norton: What?
Ralph Kramden: Did you use my toothbrush?
Ed Norton: I dunno.
Ralph Kramden: What do you mean you don't know?
Ed Norton: Well, you got a red toothbrush and I got a red toothbrush. They was layin' side by side and I didn't know which was which, so I just went, "Eeeny, meeny, miney, mo."
Ralph Kramden: [holds up toothbrush] Is this Mo?
Ed Norton: [looks at toothbrush] Yep, that's Mo all right.
Ralph Kramden: Well, for your information, Mo happens to be *my* toothbrush.
Ed Norton: Oh, I was wonderin' why there was somethin' familiar about Miney.

Source: The Honeymooners